I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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