dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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