debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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