Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
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Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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