Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Randomize
