I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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