put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
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And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
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I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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