Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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