I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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