He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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