My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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