Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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