Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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