dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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