there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
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She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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