so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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