hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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