Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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