it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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