I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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