D3 body, D1 cock
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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