can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I forgot wine drunk hurts
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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