They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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