I am puke
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
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We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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