There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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