I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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