id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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