Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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