Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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