So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
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