so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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