Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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