You really coming over, don't trick.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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