just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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