I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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