just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
