i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I'm always down for nudity.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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