So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
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i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
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Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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