Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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