you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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