My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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