Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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