She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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