i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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