we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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