So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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