new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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