Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Randomize
