It's Friday. Sex?
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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