either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
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