He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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