so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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