You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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